mike jones bows to math
Solve for X. (please show your work)*
tippin’ on 42 + wrapped in vogues4 = X
pimpin’ hoes4 + packin’ 42 = X
X = gasoline ≥ supreme
X = Α + Ω ⁄ ≠ cloning
<2005 : (hoes + X) ≠ >2005 : (hoes + X)
Bonus Points! Solve for Y. Solve for Z.
5% × tint - (you seeing + up + my window) = Y
niggaz - understanding = Y + (boss hog × candy)
Z = people’s champ
*this is an open video exam.
x = mike jones?
y = slim thug?
z = paul wall?
I guess thing’s get fourth dimensional in the screwed version.
hilarious! yes, chopped & screwed equals some quantum (or i suppose whatever the opposite/slow version of quantum mechanics is) equations i won’t even attempt.
btw, all this nonsense was a delayed attempt to answer (using math!) one of life’s great questions—who is mike jones?
I KNEW I should’ve paid more attention in math.
Turn your neck = You – your dame.
X + Y ≠ trippin’ (finger flippin’ + syrup sippin’)