support your local celebrity! pt. 5

Teen Beat

You either got it or you don’t. And I’m not talking about money, chicks, or cable television. I’m talking about style. Teen Beat has style. I’m talking Golden Child style. Dude’s the Chosen One, don’t front! Badass…all rolling down the street, Beatle Boots on his feet, hair blowing in the breeze. It’s like Louisville kinda doesn’t deserve him, you know? Like why does John Waters still live in Baltimore? I don’t know. I guess ’cause in Baltimore he kind of stands out like a shining beacon of “wow.” Whereas in New York City he would just be another dude with an ascot and a pencil think mustache…ya dig? It’s bananas.

~ by steadyb on September 30, 2008.