Because a girl shouldn’t have to ask for Fuji water twice
More proof that love is a tragic tale told by a fool suckin’ on chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze…So I was listening in on Scott’s convo this AM at the work establishment and overheard that Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel have decided to give their romance the bird and part ways. Is it just a publicity stunt? I dunno, but it was in Vanity Fair and oh my, they had this totally awesome article by Elvis Costello a while back where he picked music for every hour of the day! I love Elvis Costello even though he is really fond of scarves.
I don’t want to come off as egotistical here, but I’m pretty sure the reason Sarah dumped Jimmy (let’s be realistic, there’s no way in hell he initiated this breakup) is because she was so smitten after meeting me in the lobby of the Bowery hotel back in November. Granted, it was only a minute-long encounter that consisted of me gushing like a fanboy and clumsily asking if I could have a picture with her, but it obviously stirred her to the core. Call me, babe.
[...] then you will be pleased as punch to know that Sarah Silverman has finally come to her senses and split with Jimmy Kimmel. Their publicists are acting like it was a joint decision, but let’s not be ridiculous. We [...]
YES: Sarah Silverman Breaks Jimmy Kimmel’s Brainwashing « YESORNODC said this on July 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm |
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that you, Jason, are the one and only reason why Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have ended their relationship of 5 years.
When I put that picture of you and your sexy, foul-mouthed grrrrrrrrrrlfriend up in my cubicle I knew that there was magic (not to be confused with fear) in her eyes.
Every morning I sit down at my desk, shake the Indianapolis Motor Speedway snowglobe my mom gave me and make a little wish that you and Sarah will be 2-getha 4-eva.
Dude, I got referenced in a blog
keep up the good work sluchebag!