back like high-top fades & gold chains…

•June 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

hip hop still lives

Good news hip-hoppers. Coffee Break for Heroes & Villains is back on the air waves (and across the internet universe) of  WFMU.  Reignite your summer fling with Noah starting Thursday, June 25th from 11pm-2am on WFMU radio (91.1fm in NYC/Jersey City area, 90.1fm across the Hudson Valley) or you can stream online at wfmu.org. Podcasts/downloads are also available. Check out the rest of WFMU’s summer program schedule here.

Around this time last year I reported that Coffee Break…had met its end. I’m happy to have the show back—if only for the summer. Check it out people. This shit is important. Support community radio, support your local DJs, and support real, live human beings who take time out of their day to make your life more interesting. No amount of ipods, myspaces, facebooks, or commercial radio stations will ever replace the preceptors of good taste.

mike jones bows to math

•June 11, 2009 • 4 Comments

Solve for X. (please show your work)*


tippin’ on 42 +   wrapped in vogues4 =    X

pimpin’ hoes4 + packin’ 42 =   X

X  =  gasoline  ≥  supreme

X  =  Α  +  Ω  ⁄  ≠  cloning

<2005 : (hoes + X) >2005 : (hoes + X)


Bonus Points!   Solve for Y. Solve for Z.


5%  ×  tint  -  (you seeing + up + my window)  = Y

niggaz  -  understanding  =  Y  +  (boss hog  ×  candy)

Z = people’s champ

*this is an open video exam.